This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
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Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with emails for viagra. How am I supposed to block all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- My only wish is to get a real email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your lame junk mail for things I don't even need. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Get a clue.
- You've been warned.
Make This Spam Stop You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm tired with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Leave me alone
- I'm not interested
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen get more info up, you sleazeballs! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your final warning to quit this. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? You better believe it.
Get Lost With Your Stupid Messages
You believe you're so slick, sending out your bullshit to every random person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I have no time for your lies. Get a real job or go outside already.
- Get Lost With Your Annoying Emails
- I don't care
- Get a real job or go outside already.